Is it even remotely possible that Shane Warne has slept with more than 1000 women?

The women would be casting envious and jealous looks over their shoulders everytime Shane talks to another pretty lass. How can anyone live such a promiscuous life?

I question Shane’s choice of partners though. I daresay a good majority of them are hardly even lookers. I mean, look at Shane himself. He’s not exactly a spitting image of a sex idol is he?

Sales of the unauthorised biography will be undoubtedly good. I can just see Spun Out outselling The Da Vinci Code by 1 woman.

1000 women. He’d put Alexander the Great to shame. Alexander’s empire stretched from the Southern regions of Greece, throught the Middle East and parts of India. That’s nothing compared to what Shane Warne has conquered.

Crikey. I don’t know what to think now. My mind is numb. Heck if i were Shane, the old man between my legs would be numb!

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