Get your hands off my bins!

Tomorrow in Fitzroy, it’s garbage day and like every garbage day I find myself feeling a mixture of anxiety and anger. This is because some (add nasty adjective here) people are getting into the habit of stealing our bins. Therefore, in an apartment complex that houses around twelve people, we only have one big bin, and three small bins. A new bin costs, like, A LOT of money, because we have to BUY some from the city of Yarra (which I could also use some nasty adjective for) – and if they aren’t Yarra bins, the garbage men won’t empty them.
So – if you live in Fitzroy – LEAVE PEOPLES BINS ALONE!!!!
Get another hobby – like reading, or riding a bike instead of going around drunk and stealing peoples bins.
I’m giving people the benefit of the doubt and assuming they are drunk and not in their right mind whilst stealing our bins, seeing as if they are sober and stealing bins randomly then they are extremly sad…

6 Comments so far

  1. Neil (unregistered) on September 19th, 2006 @ 2:53 pm

    Thats weird. The last thing I would want to touch is a garbage bin even when drunk.

  2. Bjorn (unregistered) on September 19th, 2006 @ 4:21 pm

    But drunken wheelie bin races are fun :)

  3. Zara (unregistered) on September 19th, 2006 @ 4:23 pm

    Well, at least I know it wasn’t you…

  4. neomien (unregistered) on September 19th, 2006 @ 11:55 pm

    @ bjorn – iew stinkie!

  5. Laurie (unregistered) on September 20th, 2006 @ 7:25 am

    Bins are good places to hide from cranky children

    bigger than you.


  6. Neil (unregistered) on September 20th, 2006 @ 10:34 am

    @bjorn, So you hop in the bin, and someone pushes you or do you just race the bin full of garbage?

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