Hey Paris, fancy a nookie cookie from Melbourne?

Paris in Sydney Photo by Adam McLean

So sultry sex siren (in my opinion at least :O ) Paris Hilton is paid to make several public appearances in Sydney over this weekend.

I have a woe and a gripe.

Gripe: What does Sydney possess that Melbourne simply doesn’t? Apart from the obvious, *cough* Sydney Opera House *cough* and the *cough* Harbour Bridge front*cough*, i fail to understand the appeal of Sydney.

Woe: To know she’s so near, yet so far. I long to touch her smooth velvety skin, stroke her luscious hair and breathe in her perfumed skin. *trembles with excitement*

5 Comments so far

  1. Neil (unregistered) on December 29th, 2006 @ 4:56 pm

    Your thinking about it the wrong way.

    This is another reason why Melbourne is smarter than Sydney.

  2. dave (unregistered) on December 29th, 2006 @ 5:31 pm

    I’m with Neil on this one

  3. adrock2xander (unregistered) on December 29th, 2006 @ 6:24 pm

    You have a point haha…

    To think Sydney requires ill publicity stunts such as this…

  4. neomien (unregistered) on December 30th, 2006 @ 10:32 am

    melbourne is certainly more cultured…..having paris here once is enough – hahah

  5. Zara (unregistered) on January 4th, 2007 @ 4:48 pm

    Paris is skanky and TOTALLY overrated.
    Sydney is skanky and overrated.
    Good match I say!

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