Hey Paris, fancy a nookie cookie from Melbourne?
Photo by Adam McLean
So sultry sex siren (in my opinion at least :O ) Paris Hilton is paid to make several public appearances in Sydney over this weekend.
I have a woe and a gripe.
Gripe: What does Sydney possess that Melbourne simply doesn’t? Apart from the obvious, *cough* Sydney Opera House *cough* and the *cough* Harbour Bridge front*cough*, i fail to understand the appeal of Sydney.
Woe: To know she’s so near, yet so far. I long to touch her smooth velvety skin, stroke her luscious hair and breathe in her perfumed skin. *trembles with excitement*
Your thinking about it the wrong way.
This is another reason why Melbourne is smarter than Sydney.
I’m with Neil on this one
You have a point haha…
To think Sydney requires ill publicity stunts such as this…
melbourne is certainly more cultured…..having paris here once is enough - hahah
Paris is skanky and TOTALLY overrated.
Sydney is skanky and overrated.
Good match I say!