Soon, it’ll be iWife…

iPhone I groaned with great resentment when the new iPhone was introduced in San Francisco earlier this morning.

Ok, we get it. Monsieur Steve Jobs plans on world domination. First it was the iPod. Now the iPhone. Very soon everyone will be looking for an electronic counterpart to marry, make love to, have babies with and grow old with.

Yes, the iWife is de rigeur for all men out there. And likewise, the iHusband.

There’s an ominous foreboding in all this i tell ya.

Actually, is there anyway to invent iRain? That would solve a lot of problems.

Image from http://appleiphone.blogspot.com


5 Comments so far

  1. Neil (unregistered) on January 10th, 2007 @ 2:56 pm

    Unfortunately, looks like the Iphone will only be available to the US and to Cingular subscribers (the former AT&T and Bell South).


  2. xlynx (unregistered) on January 11th, 2007 @ 11:43 pm

    Also no 3G. Maybe the next revision will be geared towards aus.

    btw, the iphone is gender neutral and I find the content of some of your posts adrock2xander degrades the quality of this site. Why don’t you think more before posting, and less often.


  3. adrock2xander (unregistered) on January 12th, 2007 @ 12:56 pm

    Oohhh…sue me, Mr Politically Correct.

    Have i offended you? Or are you not capable of seeing humour in any situation?

    Don’t take it out on me just coz Mr Serious here gets off on inflatable toys and tree bark. Post 9/11 nobody’s capable of laughing at themselves anymore. Everything is red tape and bureaucracy and everyone is suspicious and uptight.

    People need to laugh, and i enjoy making snide and cheeky comments on everyday subject. It’s readers like you – who’re unable to take stock of the world we live in today and make light of the situation – who degrades the quality of life of people around them.

    The city captains keep general vigilance over this website, and would gently send me an email to lose the snarky attitude. I don’t need a churlish one-gig nobody to put me in my place.

    Have a good day and regards.


  4. xlynx (unregistered) on January 14th, 2007 @ 5:11 pm

    adrock2xander, this is not even related to Melbourne.


  5. adrock2xander (unregistered) on January 14th, 2007 @ 8:19 pm

    “adrock2xander, this is not even related to Melbourne.”

    To which i’d say,

    in reference to everything that’s going the ‘i-way’, i make a claim that perhaps one day iRain will be available as MELBOURNE HAS NO RAINFALL.

    A neural scan is in order for you xlynx. You are obviously slow in processing thoughts and the written word.

    adrock2xander 1 xlynx 0



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