Headline: Traffic smooth after peanut butter spill.

Punchline: “Police spokesman Senior Constable Leigh Wadeson told ABC
radio he did not know whether the peanut butter was crunchy or
smooth.”

That’s in today’s top 10 articles on The Age. Only reason I’m there (I normally like the dead-tree edition of the newspaper) is because of John’s interesting post about how the learner lost his $110k Mercedes. Yes, read the comments, they’re fun.

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