A slow bake
I’m sitting naked in my chair, with my gut hanging out, fan at full speed directed at me. And I still feel like I’m in a sauna.
Best part is, I don’t care how unsexy I look now.
It’s 38 degrees outside now, but factor in the conducted heat coming in from the roof and the heat from the glass window, it’s easily about 45 degrees in the room now.
March in Melbourne truly is the most unpredictable time of the year. It was a top of 25 degrees a couple of days ago.
For dinner tonight, I’m having chicken burgers with a fried egg. I’m contemplating frying the egg with my trusty roof. Saves me some gas.
Deliver me from evil, I mean, the heat.
What the hell is everyone doing to keep themselves cool? Any suggestions that doesn’t involve taking another cold shower would be nice.
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OMG this is unbelievable. It’s been 36 hours and no one has left any hate msgs or comments condemning me again. OMG OMG. I cannot believe this. They truly are just waiting for another outrageous post. A boring and safe post like the weather doesn’t interest Melburnians anymore. OMG OMG.
Guess I have to think up another racially-charged post so people will respond to it.
OMG OMG.
*deadpans*