Cleanest Apartment in Brunswick?

apartmentCan we all agree that Melbourne real estate agents are the scum of the earth?  Some would say that lawyers are scum but at least lawyers have years of education under their belt.

Usually when one is advertising an apartment for rent, an agent might point out it’s location, size, or perhaps some features. You would also think that they would check their spelling or possibly even grammar.  Nope.

The Cleanest Appartment In Brunswick…….All New!
$305 p.w.
5/55C DE CARLE STREET BRUNSWICK
One too look at, this totally refurbished 1st floor two bedroom apartment. This property offers a large & sunfilled north facing lounge with balcony, a brand new kitchen with electric cooking facilities, two double size bedrooms with b.i.r’s, and a large brand new bathroom with internal laundry facilities. Other features include brand new window coverings, new carpets (to be layed still), large balcony & off street parking for one (1) car. Located one block from the Sydney Road tram & walking distance to the Moreland Train station, local shops, parks & gardens. Be quick this one will not last !

How many errors did you spot?

Realestate.com.au: Cleanest Apartment in Brunswick

The Cleanest Appartment In Brunswick…….All New!

$305 p.w.

5/55C DE CARLE STREET BRUNSWICK
One too look at, this totally refurbished 1st floor two bedroom apartment. This property offers a large & sunfilled north facing lounge with balcony, a brand new kitchen with electric cooking facilities, two double size bedrooms with b.i.r’s, and a large brand new bathroom with internal laundry facilities. Other features include brand new window coverings, new carpets (to be layed still), large balcony & off street parking for one (1) car. Located one block from the Sydney Road tram & walking distance to the Moreland Train station, local shops, parks & gardens. Be quick this one will not last !

7 Comments so far

  1. Bilawal Singh (unregistered) on October 6th, 2009 @ 11:52 am

    Stopp picking on realsstate egents. they are alsow human and are trying there best to do there jobs.


  2. adrock2xander (mel_john) on October 12th, 2009 @ 5:37 pm

    Haha were you looking for an apartment Neil?

    Wow I hope Bilawal was being ironic there. The kettle is so black.


  3. neil on October 12th, 2009 @ 5:40 pm

    Yes, but this one is too clean for me.


  4. adrock2xander (mel_john) on October 12th, 2009 @ 5:44 pm

    Hmm you’re right. Frankly I’d make sure the neighbours aren’t dodgy.


  5. Bilawal Singh (unregistered) on October 19th, 2009 @ 10:56 am

    This has to be one of the most boring blogs…


  6. neil on October 19th, 2009 @ 7:54 pm

    Thanks Bilawal, say hi to the other real estate agents.


  7. Mauro (unregistered) on October 29th, 2009 @ 12:59 am

    well… scum they are and scum they must be! and we pay for them to reintegrate with the normal society (non scum) with out lifestyle!!!! We are feeding and curing our exploiters!!



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